the futile the futile it out weighs the beautiful

amanda c:
i'm 20.
my dream is to own a farm, it'll be full of miniature horses and cows. and they'll be herded by corgi's and mini australian shepherds.


take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

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i ordered pizza and i was like ‘hey sorry you have to work on thanksgiving’ to the delivery girl and she was like ‘i feel worse for the person ordering pizza on thanksgiving’ ouch

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Tyler The Creator, tweeting about Coachella (via alexusl0l)

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Every bitch out here in a flower crown and some musty ass shorts, takin’ selfies.




Coloring Book Corruptions

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ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Pluto is slobbin the PB off Gooby’s knob

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